Telephone Wires
by Frederick W Feldman
Doctor Alphonse Muskovodere had to tend the carnivorous plants, or else he would die.
In the greenhouse, where he practiced, he strolled past the exotic species, stopping at each one, occasionally palming a leaf or inspecting a sprout to ensure that they were well.
He was not expecting his next patient for another hour. At the moment, he didn’t have to worry about it. When it was time, his secretary Nona would remind him and give him warning to prepare. She sat near the door, partially separated from him by means of a slap-dash wall he had put in and behind which she functioned as the front desk. She had allowed a spattering of potted houseplants to accumulate in her domain, in an effort to get into the spirit of working in a greenhouse, but she retained her aversion to heat, so she also brought a constantly humming dehumidifier and three continuously busy electric fans that were positioned directly at her head, from different angles. Her thin hair was always whipping around above her head in the embattled airflow.
He called out to her from the other room. “Have the ants been delivered?”
He waited for a response, but none came. As usual, she couldn’t hear him over the noise of the fans.
“Into the whirlwind,” he muttered, and trudged out to her desk. The beating fans made a tremendous racket. She was hunched over her Personal Computer, with earbuds in her ears.
“Did the ants come in?”
She continued typing away.
“Nona! Did the ants come in yet?”
She finally looked up at him and pulled out her earbuds. As they swung from her hand he could hear the tinny sound of pop music coming from the speakers.
“What?” she asked.
“The ants,” he shouted over the fans, “was the shipment of ants delivered?”
“Yes,” she said. “I told them to leave the box in the corner of your office.”
“Oh, alright. That’s good. Thank you, Nona.”
She called it his office, but it was really just the most immediate part of the greenhouse that he had cleared and in which he had set up some medical equipment. He found the box right where Nona had said it would be, with the cardboard flaps open. He cut open the rest to reveal a case swarming with a rare species of ant that had been transported from Africa.