Poetry Series, L. Woodswalker

Press One for more Options

By L. Woodswalker

I never did want to murder anyone

as much as that Robot you get on the phone.

Smash it with a hammer

shoot it with a gun

for more options, please press One.

"press the last 4 digits of your Social Sec

followed by the pound key, click click click.

Enter the name of your old home town

what was the color of your first prom gown?

I'm sorry, I didn't quite catch what you did say

Let us try another way."

Your call is important. Please stay on the line

I've been here 2 hours. I'm losing my mind!

I've pressed every button a person can press.

Is there a button for "Please kiss my Ass"?

Pretty soon you'll hear such a crash'

when I throw my phone right into the trash.

Crawl down the wires and find that machine

and smash it into smithereens.

Then it'll be like the Robots say

I'm going to "have a WUN-derful Day!"

Oxytocin

By L. Woodswalker

Oxytocin is the Love Hormone.

Much more kindlycv than Testosterone.

It brings the mama's milk to her breast

Feeds the baby with food that is best

She loves the child that came from her womb

she's one with the earth, the stars and the moon.

The love hormone makes you kindly and sweet

Makes you love all the people you meet

why don't they give it to the angry young guys

why don't they put it in the water supply.

Why don't they serve it with every meal

why don't they spray it on the battlefield.

Why don't they drop it on the Pentagon

Put it in a rocket for a Love Bomb.

Oxytocin...the love hormone.

L. Woodswalker is the author of Tesla's Signal. For more information about L. Woodswalker, you can visit the website!